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[–] Sellyoulight ago
Oh, you blazing crimson redneck, you........HAAH! I spent the early part of my misspent youth raining hell down on small critters with a Wham-O Sportsman slingshot, which was the state of the art for malicious JD's back then...
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Dude at 15 I was playing national tourament paintball. Relatives were all from Kentucky.
Remember killing a goose in the farm pond with a softball (really just trying to drive them away, thinking "oh shit they are protected and might be chipped), running to the barn, grabbing a bass pole and a pike spinner, casting and hooking the body so I could send it down the river by the street.
Cheers fellow redneck! Really the lesson of this story is, dont fucking be an unwanted pest in my pond.
Urgh and then the deer neighbors shot, getting away and dying in said pond (multiple occasions) My dad driving out the jeep. Handing me the winch cable and saying "Unsung, wrap this around the carcass" and off I swam to go tie a deer in streel cable, to drag it's dead ass onto shore and dispose of it... outside of the water.