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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Little was ever easier to set up/play/manipulate than a triggered pig. They’re less than comical--they’re actually kind of pathetic. Kind of like a hungry shark homing in on the scent of blood in the water--unable to resist, unable to hold back, unable to be rational when it sees that chunk of bloody meat on a clearly visible hook... just hopeless. Oh, well--fuck ‘em. It’s all just part of being a hopeless fat fuck.
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Could have also said "snapping turtle with meat hooked to a milk jug" (misspent youth).
[–] Sellyoulight ago
Oh, you blazing crimson redneck, you........HAAH! I spent the early part of my misspent youth raining hell down on small critters with a Wham-O Sportsman slingshot, which was the state of the art for malicious JD's back then...