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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Like the tactic, set the bait and watch the pigs take it!
"Come into my web," said the spider to the fly.
"Come to my trigger," said the shitlady to the femayo?
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
More like "free fries".
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I really do love you in a non-homo way brother. I hope to meet you one day, bust open a fresh Pesche Mortal, and watch the sun set over the horizon.
Of course you supply the Pesche and I will just be up there to enjoy the view.... we might negotiate the price of the Pesche.
[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Little was ever easier to set up/play/manipulate than a triggered pig. They’re less than comical--they’re actually kind of pathetic. Kind of like a hungry shark homing in on the scent of blood in the water--unable to resist, unable to hold back, unable to be rational when it sees that chunk of bloody meat on a clearly visible hook... just hopeless. Oh, well--fuck ‘em. It’s all just part of being a hopeless fat fuck.
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Could have also said "snapping turtle with meat hooked to a milk jug" (misspent youth).
[–] Kaleidowave 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"Snuffle from the trough of piggering," said the human to the sow.