NSFW Archived [NSFW] Ham flops around pole trying to be sexy. Fails miserably. (instagram.com)
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NSFW Archived [NSFW] Ham flops around pole trying to be sexy. Fails miserably. (instagram.com)
submitted ago by Angxrs
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[–] HAESisalie 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Jesus H Christ, the internet is destroying humanity! You never guessed how bad things were in people's homes (unless you were a cop and had to go in them to deal with the shit), and now you get a front row seat.
Fattie dancing in front of pa and grandpa apparently. Blows some gas out of her rectum at the end (so fucking sexy!) and can be seen in serious pain as it looks like she pulled a muscle in her abdomen from trying to suck her fupa in so hard....
I am actually surprised the ceiling of the trailer didn't buckle from the weight on the pole.
I think that's enough for me tonight. Going to go weep into my pillow now.
[–] bunnee 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I HATE DANCING HAMS WITH A PASSION. Idgaf if they come to the back row in an attempt to lose weight, but when they try to perform or be sexy... fuck off. Dance is a sport. You look as ridiculous as an obese marathoner - everyone knows you suck and wonders how you are so deluded.
[–] Whitelights 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You can see she's bout to have a heart attack in the end. Also her sugar granddaddy seems more interested in just about anything else. God, what a shit life.
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Can we all give a round of applause for the engineer who designed that pole? 👏👏
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The old guy will probably outlive the ham.
[–] draaaak 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
lol, that screech of burning skin!
[–] Belgian_boom ago
What the fuck I witnessed?!? A fucking whale trying to pole dance for an almost dead older gentleman, while a dog roams around on the sofa.
I think scene like these are on some layer of hell.
[–] miss_ann_thrope ago
This is elder abuse!!!
Also, it was amusing to see that the pig hasn't deleted the insulting comments from shitlords yet.