So I got pretty trashed last night and started shitlording one particular individual at this house party. Someone I had never met before, but he looked 9 months pregnant and was talking about how hard it is to lose weight and all that shit. His feelings were so hurt by what I said that he went to the host of the party (who is probably technically overweight herself), who then promptly kicked me out and was so butthurt that she had to stop the party to go delete me on facebook.
Just think about this. We're all adults (late 20's etc) and I hurt a guys feelings, so he went immediately to the host to say oh your friend is mean so she threw me out and then also got butthurt enough to delete me from facebook. I am fucking laughing myself silly today.