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[–] netmndr35 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

"this sucks" well yeah you entered a fucking parade on a fucking scottypuff and your saying it sucks because people are commenting on your weight???? what the fuck did you expect people ranting and raving that a fat person has the "courage" so drive a scottypuff in parade and you would be getting praise??? look at this person she ruined herself by gaining 300lbs and now she is showing herself off in a parade. so couragous!!" No you Twinkie dumpster they are going to call you fat as fuck because that is what you are!!!

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[–] benderBenditt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

seriously they ALL have this rancid behavior of blaming bystanders for things they put themselves into...who in the hell are you trying to fool, that you don't make an effort to walk in a parade and yet profess imagined slights at people who are going about their business and seeing the michelin man riding a scooty puff

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[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

The sign reads "building confidence one step at a time" that's enough of a reason to not be on a scooter (or at least change the sign)

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[–] benderBenditt 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

the "step" is more metaphorical, lord knows her feet are unable to sustain the weight of a ford fiesta; crap now she is going to talk shit about me for making fun of her

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[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

OKayyyy, ... the scooter is because your back hurts. I thought maybe it had something to do with that extra 480 pounds of cake you're carrying, but I guess not.

Fabulous!!

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Evidently the parade floats this year weren't up to much.

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[–] HitlerDinduNufin 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The youtube comments are really encouraging. There are more shitlords out there.

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[–] ButterHuffingFatty 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Next step is the scooter 24/7, step after that is the sweet release of death.

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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If you looked down on it from above, you’d see that hog IS a wheel, with a waist measurement that probably exceeds its height. When I see it desperately trying to waddle a few dozen yards, it makes me think of the way Emperor Penguins go “tobogganing” instead of walking because it’s easier. Witless should just roll around, because it’d be a lot easier for that monstrous thing.

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[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It acts surprised, but it knows exactly what it's doing. It's baiting people into laughing at it or staring at it a bit too long, so that it can ree about discriminashun and small minds, even though all of its problems are self induced.

Back and knees hurt? Okay, then use the scooter.

Don't want people to watch you use a scooter in a parade? Then don't be in the parade.

But no, it makes the decision to stay on the scooter anyway, and then complains about how the world isn't a hugbox.