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[–] GregorSamsa 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Get a large starbucks or whatever coffee. Not too hot, loosen the lid at the stop before his, when he sits next to you and bumps you or when there's a jolt or something convincingly spill it on him.

If hes a fashion fat, damaging his clothes or whatever will piss him off the point he'll want to steer clear of you. If you're a female you can just apologize and it will probably get dropped. If he doesn't drop it or you're a dude, just apologize and if he presses tell him if he hadn't been crowding your space so much you likely wouldn't have spilt it on him.