Archived Help me harpoon a public transport land whale (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived Help me harpoon a public transport land whale (fatpeoplehate)
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[–] Danceswithswole 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Take out your phone and scroll through FPH stopping every minute or so to throw back your head in uproarious laughter. For bonus points upload a pic of a hipster fat that looks exactly like him. Then when it comes up in rotation act like you're overcome with nausea and take out a bag just in case.
[–] NoCountryForFatMen 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
LOL. I think it'd be easier to call a friend, and say something like "... hahaha stop it Jessica, you're the worst! Yeah he told me. But I'd rather die than date a fatass like Kevin. Hahaha, I knooooow! I bet he can't even see his own dick!"