Archived The shirt... The background.... Wishful thinking on so many levels (sli.mg)
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Archived The shirt... The background.... Wishful thinking on so many levels (sli.mg)
submitted ago by CthulhuDelay
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[–] QuatroQuatro 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I simply choose to believe that thing has a job as a heavy bag.
[–] gaylordshitlord 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
she has enough surface area for 4 people to practice on
[–] ScootyPoofTipper 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
That entire outfit is a prime example of why certain clothes should be limited to certain sizes.
[–] CthulhuDelay [S] ago
Yeah. All of them.
[–] ThisIsMyRealName ago
I shudder at that thought. Imagine if that thing had no access to clothes. Wait, no, don't.
[–] dialate 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
At the gym, doing nothing, no visible sweat. Heels and heavy makeup so you know this lardo wasn't planning on lifting a finger to do anything other then a selfie, let alone doing an actual workout.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
There's a ring that might fit around one of its sausage fingers.
[–] FatShamingShitLady 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I am going to make a trophy saying "most beautiful" and put it at the top of a flight of stairs.
[–] wmeth 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Or a shirt that says "No, honey. You're fatter than me, not curvier". hahahahaha
[–] Acidicbitch 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I would buy the hell out of that shirt, especially if any shitfolk can make it with that same font the obeast one uses
[–] Belgian_boom 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The people who need to say they're beautiful aren't beautiful. When someone is legit pretty, others tell them, they don't need to tell others.
[–] Booplesnoot ago
Sort of like people who say "I'm a nice guy"
[–] ShitLadie ago
What a terrible shirt. It screams menstrual cycle.
[–] talus_extraordinaire ago
It forgot to cover the nasty skin of its hooves, gross