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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

I know in the movies people are always falling when running away from someone but I never thought I'd see it happen IRL and at such a slow speed.

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[–] FPSFairy 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

running

That's pretty generous of you.

But really, I know we always joke about walking outpacing fatties, it's just... To actually see it... All my wat

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[–] Mongychops 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It's like they're carrying their own cartoon ball & chain.

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[–] popejus 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Love how the dude following him is like; let's give this fatty a work out, he sure needs it.

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[–] catchthefatty 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Oh my god, this is the best thing I've ever seen. That commentary was beautiful.

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[–] Demonmaus 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Don't do the crime if you can't do the cardio to get away with it.

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[–] stoic_shitlord 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!

I just wish George Foreman showed up and actually punched this thieving waddler.

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[–] JustTruthful 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

It definitely looks like it's running but it simply doesn't move. Fat magic?

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[–] Duke_of_Dung 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

In his younger days my stepfather and a co-worker chased a fat shoplifter maybe 3 blocks before the guy ran out of steam and just sat down on the sidewalk to wait for the police to take him to jail. Fat people suck at everything, crime included.

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[–] gaylordshitlord 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is being able to evade arrest

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