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[–] okporpoise 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Is it me or does it seem like a lot of fatties use that updo? Wouldn't their hair down make their face less grotesque?
[–] SUPA_FUPA [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lot of fatties do that because they feel hot all the time due to excess insulation of body heat.
[–] talus_extraordinaire 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Also hair down makes it look like they have even less of a neck
[–] Navidson 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I get that the super monster is part of their gimmick, but they really should refuse that to almost everyone who orders it....
[–] AvocadoPie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I like freebirds, compared to chipotle and qdoba at least. But when I do get food from there, you best bet im not eating dinner afterwards.
[–] ramultyleveachan 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If we ever see a food shortage coming I think businesses that supply food should deny fat people first in order to reduce the consumption rate and get it to people without such large reserves.
[–] sanseveria 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I need to start compiling a list. Once X happens, wouldn't that be a cue to lose weight? I get at least one most days. Today's entry: my ass has become a shelf. Fuuuuck.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Whoa, whoa, whoa...tons and tons of squats and lunges have given me a nice lil shelf thankyouverymuch. Lol
[–] SUPA_FUPA [S] ago
TIL that fat privilege means using your ass as a shelf.
[–] turtlesarepureevil 2 points 1 point 3 points (+3|-2) ago (edited ago)
>Christian
>Fat
Choose one. Being a gay christian seems more doable since there us no commandment against homosexuality.
[–] pray_the_gay_away 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
God gave me cundishuns because He plays a beautiful trick on us all.