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[–] Fllmia 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Don't let shit like this stand. I had a similar incident when checking out what will be my new local grocery in Minnesota a month ago. This fucking lardbarge shouldered past me in an aisle while I'm down on my heels checking for low-carb wrap brands I like. The beast is half my height, but easily triple my weight and knocks me off balance.

You need to realize, I'm from fucking Miami. It isn't something I'm saying because I'm proud, it's because Miami is the rudest most confrontational city in this country. I don't put up with this shit and can give as good as I get.

I looked at the ham and said, loudly and very rudely, "Excuse yourself". The ham looked back and said "What?"

"I said excuse yourself."

It mooed back, angry now, "For what?"

"For being a rude fucking bitch, what do you think? You just shoved me."

It was getting pissed now, "You were in my way, you have problems."

"Yes, I definitely have problems, your fucking rudeness chief among them. You owe me an apology. You ask people to move out of the way, you don't shove them, you rude fucking bitch"

It tried to leave, I followed it until I found an employee and told him what she had done, she kept mooing I had "problems" and "anger issues".

Damn fucking straight. Next time don't pick a fight. I wish I could say the employee kicked her out, but he did tell her to be more polite. She looked pretty freaked something more would happen, or that I was unhinged, which was kind of what I was going for.

Lesson - scare the FUCK out of hams with anger when they give you an excuse.