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[–] ridsloth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I realize it might be difficult to make yourself do such a thing in the heat of the moment, but still, when read the part about the fatty berating her companion over the number of coke bottles in the cart, it occurred to me how funny it would be to just go at one of their carts and start putting their beetus back on the shelf faster than they could load it in. See if you could make the pig work up a sweat fighting for its sugars. This way you don't have to worry about assault charges, but you can be satisfied with the knowledge that coming between a cow and its coke is actually more devastating to it than damaging its garbage sack of a body. If it asks what you think you're doing, pretend you thought it was an employee stocking the shelves, due to the massive quantities of shit in its cart, and you just wanted to help. :)

Fuck fat freaks and I hope you're not injured.