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[–] 6171738? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I read the title and thought to myself "oh yeah, well unfortunately that happens". Then I read your story, fucking A. Apparently your workout outfit was extremely triggering. I absolutely 110% also admire the restraint you showed. Maybe next time throw your energy drink at it's head? But no seriously, I applaud you.

The last "fight" I had in a grocery store was in Whale Mart around Christmas. Like an idiot I forgot to get a few baking supplies. I didn't get hit or run over but this fat bitch had stuck her enormous ass out in the middle of the aisle along with her cart while carrying on a cell phone conversation. She was completely oblivious to the fact that a half a dozen people had lined up behind her trying to get around. I screamed at her to move her fat ass out of the damned way. She yelled back "rude!" I screamed at her that I wasn't the one whose ginormous ass was blocking the entire frigging baking aisle and hauled butt. I feel your pain. Shame we can't just run them down with our cars in the parking lot isn't it?

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[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I like to count, with my child, the amount of items in peoples carts as we wait in the 15 items or less lane. Without my kid no one feels shame when I count out their items. When my two and a half year old child does the counting and I ask her if they should be in this line they actually feel the required shame to change lanes most of the time.

I have never had to count the number of items of humans. All fats and obeasts.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hams don't count anything especially not their calories or number of items in a checkout.

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[–] 6172339? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hmmmm..... maybe I should borrow a niece and try this out. It's usually just me or my SO and I (no kids). All I can do is fuss loudly about it and yep, just like you said, no response is what I get for all my trouble. I did ask one of the cashiers in Whale Mart once why don't they just tell people who pull this garbage that they will have to move to another line? Because... they aren't allowed. I asked why in the hell they even have express lanes then? No answer. I feel for their employees I really do. I would last about an hour working there. I hate Whale Mart. I try not to shop there but my SO will want to go and I get dragged along at least a few times a month despite my protests.

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[–] sugarcoatedstrych9 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's a damn shame we can't do that. But I like my car, and don't feel like paying for repairs after hitting enormous objects that probably weigh half what my car does.

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[–] 6171808? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So true. Still, it's fun to fantasize about.