Posted by: jdael
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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[–] BluntasaurusRex 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
this is the exact story of my cousin right now. Ham planet found a bf...and here I sit all alone:(
[–] Porkohontas 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
'People should fall in love with their eyes closed'... Bu... but... Your curvvvveeesss. If they're so luscious and sensual, why not put them out there?
Oh, and my favourite, if you don't think muh currvvves are sexy, then you must be gay.
The delusion is strong.
[–] Sparx10 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
don't forget, if you refuse sex with a landwhale, you are in fact raping her.thank god this was a satire post, fucking poe's law man..
[–] jdael [S] ago
There's no way to win
[–] TenTonneTess 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Ha ha ha ha! This is genuinely what they believe. When you read research which indicates people underestimate their actual size, these are the hogs they're referring to. Deluded, massive, massive units.
[–] jamiehasaboner 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I WANTS A THIN RIPPED MAN TO APPRECIATE MAH CURVES OF SEXYNESS! Fucking nasty
[–] ZappyKins 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
But they don't want to fall in love with an ugly or overweight guy.
No double standards there! No Siree!
[–] 404_filenotfound 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I see this on dating sites too - fucking hams looking for guys who are either in shape or thin.
It's a two way street - I'd like to not be crushed while having sex. Actually, I'd like to be able to find your vag instead of searching through all that nasty fupa.
[–] LiterallyGoebbels 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
In this case also with their nose covered. Imagine the fucking smell!
[–] Porkohontas ago
Ew. You make me sad :(
[–] anditgoteverywhere 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I hate fat people. So good to be here.