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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ugh. Today, I was at the gym to find out a bunch of fatasses managed to climb the stairs out of the cardio area. I'm usually safe at the third floor, but today the gym was packed and they got there. I blame on this fucking Olympics, now every eatbeast wants to be a "strongperson".
There was this femayo who's definitely new (it had full, gym-branded workout gear, I even thought for a second it was an employee or something), and, of course, with a personal trainer. Despite paying him hourly, it spent 10 minutes (not a hyperbole, I counted them) updating Facebook with gym selfies and mentioning its trainer and stuff. He got visibly annoyed, but he was dedicated to milk that cow as hard as he can and didn't say anything. This bitch was so weak it couldn't lift the weights even in the equipment's lightest setting (I think 5 lbs?), the trainer had to help it complete. Under that sorry bag of cottage cheese, there didn't seem to be any sign of its glutes.
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[–] MrSaxoBeetus ago
Yeah, I was taken aback. My previous gym had disabled kids as customers and they were able to at least lift something! Not being able to get your glutes to push 5lbs, for real? I'm honestly hoping for DOMS to discourage it from returning, but I don't even believe it worked hard enough to feel sore the next day.
I don't know, have you tried to jog that slow? It takes a serious effort. I tried a couple times and it's like fighting my body's urge to go faster.
But, yeah, that bitch is only killing itself faster in that treadmill. When they're that fat, they should put the fork down and lose at least 50 lbs before attempting to go out.