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[–] BeetusChristFUPAStar 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

If you need qualifications in anatomy and engineering to fuck your girlfriend, you need to re-evaluate your life choices.

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[–] shitlordicus_prime 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Position that would work: ditch the ham, have sex with a human instead.

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Mother in law and fupa broom needed here.

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[–] ScheissKaiser 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If still living in sin: make whale stand against wall (facing wall), duct tape ass cheeks to wall.

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[–] TeeheeReeRee [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

How do you fail at doggy? Can he not find it??? Did adipose kill her vagina???

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[–] 6137430? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

By doing it with an animal like he did, for starters.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is like a wrecking ball and a wooden plank!

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

https://sli.mg/RnRaRg So time to make a new account for that sub

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[–] AOU 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] MysticArcanine91 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ones that don't arch back and part knees?

Bro, be a man and push the small of her back down while rotating her hips with your other hand. ANY person with half a brain will understand what you're trying to get across. And for God's sake, don't ask her or assume she'll part her knees, fucking tell her to or use your own legs to push them out of the way.

Does this guy not sex?

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Being the chick on top is the bee's knees. Fats don't do it because it's too much like exercise.

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