So I am dicking about on Facebook where like others here I have the misfortune of having fats in my feed either for personal or professional reasons. The reehing is mostly annoying but occasionally amusing. However I must normally resort to chuckling in private and moving along with out comment as shitlording wouldn't do in real life for monetary reasons. However tonight one eat beast got me going and I simply could not resist temptation tehee!
Eat beast one and eatbeast two as well as myself have a nice chat. Here after referred to as EB1 and EB2 and I shall of course play FF.
So EB1 post that stupid tumbler meme with fresh fruit yammering on about not shaming fat poor people for not being able to afford such expensive health food.
FF Points out that many other foods are healthy, cheaper, more filling and provide a more balanced diet anyway. Such as rice, beans, chicken.
EB1 responds with yeah but!! People addicted to sodium and sugar blah blah blah. Also states people don't know what to do with raw ingredients can't magic them into food.
FF Asks if that is the case why are we discussing fresh fruits and food cost then? As for how to cook internet is basically in the hands of almost everyone at least in the US and if not there are friends, family, libraries where such knowledge can be had for free! Failure to access it is down to lack of motivation or ture desire to change.
EB1 Shuts up knows it has lost. Goes to stuff face with food in sad dark corner.
EB2 enters! Says lack of motivation statement offensive to it on a personal level. Clams eat beast offspring have food allergies and celiac! It works hard to provide them good food within budget. But it is so hard!
FF Points out if EB2 is using aforementioned tools to post on the internet on Facebook it can also look up recipes and learn to cook foods for allergies and celiac disease often far cheaper than buying processed convenience food at the grocery store. Also points out I'd it is doing so then the lack of motivation thing would not apply to them personally if they read what was said.
EB2 says it can't afford healthy foods for its large family fast food is only answer. Is on food stamps budget just won't stretch!
FF Points out they grew up extremely poor and never got fast food because a splurge like that could easily mean no dinner at least one to two other nights that week. Also points out fast food places don't accept food stamps.
EB2 declares it can feed its entire family for $15 to $20 fast food places such as McDonald's.
FF wonders what happened to the food allergies and celiac disease if they are able to eat at such places! Also wonders where this extra money in the budget suddenly appeared from but doesn't say so out loud because can't be a ture shitlord in public remember. Instead tells EB2 that yes allergies and celiacs disease must be very hard for it to manage on its own an offer to point it to some nice resources for free in order to help it.
EB2 is defeated and doesn't respond. Well that or it has toppled over and can't right itself to get back to keyboard.
TL:DR
Fats dislike the use of facts and logic. Will change arguments mid mid sentence when confronted with such. React as if you tried to feed the steamed broccoli with no butter or spinach!
Ps typos and formatting might suck. Sorry on phone, sleep deprived and dyslexic.
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[–] its-the-new-style 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Processed foods contain wheat & wheat gluten and other stuff bad for celiacs. Home cooking is the best way to alleviate symptoms.
Stupid fats.
[–] NotPolice 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
The Mcwaddles is what really gives it away. Your kids don't have any of the shit you speak of, because no parent who cared enough to not get the 'bad foodsa' from the grocery store would take the chilluns to mcwaddles.
...oh fuck, I just realized my mistake. Nevermind, they're obviously to fat to really care. The chilluns excuse is really for them
[–] trishit_01 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My children get McDonald's on occasion. I care about them and we're not fat. However, I can feed my family a nice, healthy dinner for less than $15. Last night was pork chops (boneless on sale 4 nice sized chops for ~$9), broccoli ($0.99/lb) and brown rice ($3 for the whole bag and we didn't eat the whole bag). Most nights I can get away even cheaper than that.