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[–] TessHollandaise 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

You sure you didn't accidentally show up to a whale call contest?

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[–] wolflink009 [S] 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Lol it sure seems like it. I don't know if society is really this fucked or if this venue just attracts buttergolems because they all feel like talented special snowflakes.

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[–] Pathogenesis25 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It's really this fucked.

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[–] 265551? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

America is nearly 50% obese so...

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[–] ayyy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I think they all come to The Voice thinking "If I become famous I will be an inspiration to other diabetics" that or we are just fucked.

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[–] Antimony 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The Voice is the show where they don't see you until they choose you right? Maybe they think no one likes their singing because they're fat, but if they get rid of the discriminashun their supposed talent will be recognized.

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[–] coddle_muh_feefees 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Cue Dori from Finding Nemo

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[–] wolflink009 [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I'm super bored and counting fit vs fats in the rows. Team fits not doing so well : /

Seeing a large sample of society up close like this is rather depressing, so many hams.

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[–] RapidLynx 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've learned not to be depressed about it since it's inevitable given the appalling obesity rates. Instead I just use them as motivation to constantly keep improving myself. Their buttery stares of jealousy make me smile nowadays. :)

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[–] peoplearetalkingg 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Lucky for them, the judges can't see them during their performance.

P.S. goodluck OP

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[–] Big_Bonered 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I can just see the part where they turn around, and... "Oh God what have I done?"

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[–] peoplearetalkingg 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Adam just turns around and smiles to hide his terror.

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[–] JakeTheCoffeeLord 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hopefully the heavy panting will keep them from turning around.

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[–] wolflink009 [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Thanks!

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[–] commandershitlorde 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ohey my friend was just on the voice last year, she got booted pretty early on, but at least she's not a whale.

But seriously, that is an exorbitant amount of fatties to normal human ratio, like holy fuck. :|

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[–] knuck887 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The bigger they are, the harder they fall

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[–] TenTonneTess 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If only they were as keen to get down to Weight Watchers...

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[–] Sasha_Grey 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

lol Look at that dude... getting all those women's phone numbers.

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