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[–] Stopthefatness 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

There is a rapidly ballooning ham at work that nobody would dare ask if it's pregnant.

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ask when the shower will be.

the baby shower if you get asked, obviously

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[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"No, I didn't think you were pregnant! I just think they maybe you treat showers as a 'special occasion' and wanted to know when your next one is?"