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[–] 1moar 1 point 34 points 35 points (+35|-1) ago
Reminds me of a shit lord moment I had, not worthy of its own post since she is nice enough...
Outside smoking with some people at work. Chuckles mentions something about her newborn. Without missing a beat, I said, "Oh, I didn't know you were pregnant!"
Queue the death stares.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 26 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago
Yeah I once said "when's it due?" to a deathfat I knew was pregnant... turned out the spawn was already two months old.
[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
DANG! And BUAHAHA!
[–] Stopthefatness 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
There is a rapidly ballooning ham at work that nobody would dare ask if it's pregnant.
[–] love_rape 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Minor thing, but you mean "cue the death stares", you're not forming a queue!
[–] L1amas 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
There could have been a line forming of death stares.