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[–] 1moar 1 point 34 points (+35|-1) ago 

Reminds me of a shit lord moment I had, not worthy of its own post since she is nice enough...

Outside smoking with some people at work. Chuckles mentions something about her newborn. Without missing a beat, I said, "Oh, I didn't know you were pregnant!"

Queue the death stares.

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Yeah I once said "when's it due?" to a deathfat I knew was pregnant... turned out the spawn was already two months old.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

DANG! And BUAHAHA!

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[–] Stopthefatness 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

There is a rapidly ballooning ham at work that nobody would dare ask if it's pregnant.

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[–] love_rape 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Minor thing, but you mean "cue the death stares", you're not forming a queue!

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[–] L1amas 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

There could have been a line forming of death stares.