Posted by: thinsignificant
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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[–] Shitlord2016 1 point 72 points 73 points (+73|-1) ago
Thin privalege is not having your clothes mistaken for bedding.
[–] c-fox 0 points 31 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago
Or circus tents.
[–] dancemonkey 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
Or houses being fumigated
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Thin privilege is not having your "fierce" new skirt for summer double as a pool cover in the winter.
[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Yeah but they saved all that money on a pool cover, so who's the real winner here?
[–] RonaldMcShitlord 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Thin privilege is having your clothes mistaken for dish towels instead of bedsheets.
[–] 1moar 1 point 34 points 35 points (+35|-1) ago
Reminds me of a shit lord moment I had, not worthy of its own post since she is nice enough...
Outside smoking with some people at work. Chuckles mentions something about her newborn. Without missing a beat, I said, "Oh, I didn't know you were pregnant!"
Queue the death stares.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 26 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago
Yeah I once said "when's it due?" to a deathfat I knew was pregnant... turned out the spawn was already two months old.
[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
DANG! And BUAHAHA!
[–] Stopthefatness 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
There is a rapidly ballooning ham at work that nobody would dare ask if it's pregnant.
[–] love_rape 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Minor thing, but you mean "cue the death stares", you're not forming a queue!
[–] L1amas 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
There could have been a line forming of death stares.
[–] ConfirmedPigeon 0 points 31 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago
BRAVO
[–] Kiddo_the_Weirdo 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Accidental shitlording is the best.
[–] BPrime 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
It really is. When you mean to do it, you're consciously thinking about it (which is fine, its hilarious). When it's accidental, it truly shows how fucked up the situation must have been for it to happen. For example, OPs story.
[–] Stopthefatness 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Shitlord of the week nomination.
[–] armday2day 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
Is this a thing? We should get the mods to set this up. Someone ping every version Hitler
[–] Stopthefatness 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I wish it was a monthly award. No prizes though because it would encourage fictional stories.
[–] sonic_sabbath 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Tales from tech support has a comment of the week and tales of the day and month etc.
Would be nice to have the same
[–] LiterallyLittering 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sounds like an awesome idea. So tries are almost always my favorite posts on this sub
[–] shitonfatpeople 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Seconded.
[–] IAmDesaevio 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Nothing says you should lose weight like someone thinking your clothing is a bedsheet. Just how massive was this thing?
[–] JustTruthful ago
Some 75 inch waist is nothing new to these fatties.
[–] Jahwe 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Well she made it awkward for herself, she should have just said "yeah" and everything would have been fine.
[–] ScottRockview 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Nah, she would still be fat, so not fine.
[–] Fllmia 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
You should have leveled a serious stare and said "No. These?" Point at the sheets, "Are fucking bed sheets."