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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 1 point 8 points 9 points (+9|-1) ago
OH GOD, THIS PIC.
She bought the crappiest candies of the entire country! I can't even call them "chocolates" due to how little cocoa they have.
The Hershey's ones are less than 10% cocoa and cost less than a dollar each. In the list of ingredients, they have more vegetal fat than actual chocolate. The one with an orange explosion is made with a local chocolate milk powder, and it has more malt than chocolate. The one near the center has more peanut than chocolate, too, it tastes like a cheap Reese's ripoff.
The yellow package at the center is a small cake that is so vile that even funghi refuse to touch it. There have been reports of it lasting over six months without getting mold.
The egg is the only expensive candy in there (about US$3), but only because of the toy inside. It's a little over 20% cocoa and targeted towards small kids (hence the toy).
The ones at the right are actually cookies, they don't taste that bad, but they're too sweet, most locals can't even eat the whole package in one sitting (but I know fatass will).
Those black and white chocolates are the only decent picks there, they're made with local cocoa and nuts that can't be found elsewhere. The landwhale picked the smallest bars available because they were bought at the closest convenience store (I know where the US delegation are staying), and they have a buy 2 Hershey's, get 1 free permanent sale going on. Cause, you know, it can barely afford enough food to survive, amirite?
I hope it dies in the middle of the competition, just to send a message to obeasts across the globe.