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[–] LottaBeetusJuice 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
"Lose the weight or lose the husband".
That's how. It'll call you shallow and REEEEE a lot, but as a matter of fact, this person is not the woman you once have married anyways (both in volume as well as in attitude).