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[–] hypercat 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
STAHPPPP. THE COMMENTS. SOOOO BADDDD. Who the fuck eats the same portions as someone over 6 inches their height or 40 lbs theigh weight? Really? Is it an eating contest? Are you shoving yourself? WTF in The WTF. No woman of 5'4" would EVER fucking try to eat the same portion as a man of 6'2" unless she as fucking insane or a fucking moron.
This just makes me hurt in the brain. Oh look feed the little dog 1/2 cup, feed the big dog 1 1/2 cup. SENSE? YES. Human? EAT ALL THE FOOOOOOD.
I am 50 lbs lighter than my man person. My BMI is 19 or 20 his is 24. Our pizza fest on Sunday was: Me 1 slice and 3 bread-sticks. He, 3 slices and one bread stick. That was pretty much all we ate for the whole day. With tons of leftovers for the lunch and dinner next day. Difference: Me 170 for 3 sticks (really? I find this hard to believe), 100 for ranch (suck it, we don't hate food), 300 for slice (medium, could be 350). So my whole meal for the day plus 2 glasses of wine was a bit low at around 1100 ( am thinking the sticks are closer to 100 a stick). And he ate 1000 cal in pizza, 300 cal in beer, and a midnight snack of leftover radish salad and 2 more bread sticks. I suspect he ate a cookie but can't prove it. however even if he had 2000 cal, and I had 1400, we would be perfectly fine to gorge on Sunday pizza. If I had 2000, I would explode and probably get ill.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"I suspect he ate a cookie but can't prove it."
LOL!
You wanted the cookie, didn't you?
It's ok, you can tell me.