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[–] Nyx 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

With "a BMI of over 50" she'll be dead in a few more years anyway. Start banging a shitlady now and let your wife eat herself into an early gravy boat.

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[–] Generic_FPH8er 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Also take out a big life insurance policy on her.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Lol, no. At her weight, the underwriters would wash their hands of her. They don't insure people with death wishes, slow or fast. BASE jumping or eating yourself to death. It's all the same risk class to them.

Source: Work in life insurance industry.

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, there's a whole lot of assumption going on that beta is somehow thin or swole. I highly doubt it. Married beta is probably a fat too.