I never really got why people called Starbucks "Starbeetus" on here but today I found out the hard way how it earned that name.
I'm waiting for my drink, a venti iced coffee - no cream, no syrup, no sugar. When all of a sudden, I hear some ruckus where you pick up your drinks.
It's two female hams. Guts almost hanging down to their knees, covered in cellulite, skin greasy with that weird sheen fats always have. One is doing that weird fat people arm cross pose and the loud one in the front is screeching at the barista making their drinks. They're pissed at the barista because they can't find the sugar packets and "ain't drinking that Splenda bullcrap".
They both ordered two caramel frappucinos (EACH) dripping in caramel sauce with extra extra whipped cream. Why the hell would they need more sugar? The barista is getting frustrated and just hands them like 30 sugar packets in the back so they can leave and stop taking up all the space in the shop. Before they left, I saw them dump like 10 sugars in their ALREADY VERY SWEET coffee-milkshakes. My stomach churned.
How is it legal to turn coffee into an abomination like that? Fats have to ruin everything.
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[–] tableflipper 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago (edited ago)
I hate coffee because it's too bitter for me. That's why, instead of adding incomprehensible amounts of sugar to it, I DON'T FUCKING DRINK IT and drink tea instead.
[–] Cenki 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I like to add a few ounces of skim milk. Little brotien in that after all :D Also I like floral brews places hands over crotch
[–] Bobsentme 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You can have my coffee when you take it from my cold, dead hands.
Or, you know, I run out of sweet and low packets.
[–] DayShaun 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If you find regular coffee bitter, I would recommend giving cold brew a try if you have a good coffee shop near you. You may find that it's more pleasant and doesn't carry the bitterness that some low end coffees brewed in hot water can.
[–] 5968392? ago (edited ago)
Feel the same way about coffee, not a huge fan. I only drink it in the winter to warm myself up and I have to buy the expensive stuff, grind it myself, and then add a good bit of Splenda and almond milk to it before I can actually enjoy it. My husband introduced me to amino acid with caffeine in it because I need my caffeine and had resorted to getting it from diet soda. I am just not a morning person and with this stuff I seriously doubt I will touch coffee this winter (guess it depends on how cold it gets).