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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I should think not, what with your jutting bones and clearly visible penis! And you probably have muscles too,!

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[–] 32DDbitches ago 

Ha! As if insect muscles would be visible under the exoskeleton.

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[–] Zen-Zinxe ago 

No, and anyone who says so is an arachnid trying to mislead you.

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[–] Zen-Zinxe 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, I can't imagine why anyone would rather cuddle with me than a big mound of lard. /s

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[–] 32DDbitches ago 

I'm 100% certain that you are not nearly as sweaty or stinky. That's not saying much, but still. I'd imagine you are a fine snuggler. (Cuddling is such an off-putting word, for some reason).