Archived Apparently neckbeard fatties think fit guys have "insect thorax" bodies (imgur.com)
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Archived Apparently neckbeard fatties think fit guys have "insect thorax" bodies (imgur.com)
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[–] Thetiedyeguy 0 points 65 points 65 points (+65|-0) ago
Anything that starts out with "ATTENTION females" will cause instantaneous vaginal dryness.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 32 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago
Can confirm. I actually started chafing internally.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 33 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago (edited ago)
Ayyyy bby. Lemme help you with that...
::flexes insectoid body muscles::
[–] Fllmia 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Ouch. Is that a real thing?
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Goddamn that mental image. Wow.
[–] ShiteLorde 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
Cried laughing. The fedora really did it for me, but I imagine a Star Trek Ferengi yelling "Attention females!". So hot.
[–] Adi-opposed 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Don't even tell me that you wouldn't be interested in giving a Latinum-rich Ferengi some good ol' oo-mox.
[–] Flabhorrence 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah I can't believe they actually drew that in. You can't make that up.
[–] Murdoc_Niccals 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It made my vagina dry and I've got a fucking cock.
[–] majestic_fupa 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Dry as dry can be.