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[–] Thetiedyeguy 0 points 65 points (+65|-0) ago 

Anything that starts out with "ATTENTION females" will cause instantaneous vaginal dryness.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

Can confirm. I actually started chafing internally.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ayyyy bby. Lemme help you with that...

::flexes insectoid body muscles::

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Ouch. Is that a real thing?

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Goddamn that mental image. Wow.

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[–] ShiteLorde 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Cried laughing. The fedora really did it for me, but I imagine a Star Trek Ferengi yelling "Attention females!". So hot.

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[–] Adi-opposed 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Don't even tell me that you wouldn't be interested in giving a Latinum-rich Ferengi some good ol' oo-mox.

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[–] Flabhorrence 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah I can't believe they actually drew that in. You can't make that up.

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[–] Murdoc_Niccals 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It made my vagina dry and I've got a fucking cock.

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[–] majestic_fupa 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dry as dry can be.