Ah another day at fastbeetus. Currently have the joy of being in Tennessee this week.
So jobsite has the usual assorted fat ass customers, the opening manager was actually human sized (amazing when I encounter this).
But later that day I had the pleasure of interacting with an eatbeast mayo. This specimen was obese, obviously fabulous (got nothing against that) and definitely suffering from adipose in the skull.
My first interaction with this creature was carrying a ladder through the kitchen. It decided to stop in the narrow aisle to talk to a smallfat employee.
"Behind you" I say. No response.
"BEHIND YOU!" I yell, as again, I am trying to get a goddamn ladder through the kitchen. It looks back at me, proceeds to glare and shuffle towards the end of the aisle.
As always in these locations you have an assortment of smallfat-deathfat employees, and when I are trying to hurry or get through, I am inevitably stuck behind their jiggling posterior and stuck walking at a crawl while praying that they keel over dead.
So this brings us to the end of the day. I have to give the manager my report. Some pretty big issues at this location. 2 burned up motors, 2 improperly anchored motors, grease filled filters and grease pouring out of the exhaust fans on the roof, just nasty disgusting shit, among even more equally disgusting shit (my hands and shirt are now black with the essence of Lord Beetus).
I track down this fabulous celestial body to give him my report. I find it near the softserve ice cream machine. Thinking it was doing a customers order, I ask it if it has time to hear my report. Blank stare, "umm ok" all the while pouring beetus into a cone.
I start going over my findings with him, it just stares at me with those squinty bovine eyes. The soft serve cone is moved to under some apparatus that dispenses some sort of fudge. I am still trying to relay the information and it stops me "who do we need to call?" "Well... corporate will get my report and should have it under control" I watched its brain shut off there. It is not it's problem fuck it. The cone has now been twirled under the fudge, the vanilla ice cream is now a dark brown.
"Well ok, anything I need to do?"
"No, just making sure you are aware of the issues in this store"
"Oh ok", he then proceeds to step behind the drive thru soda dispenser and chowing down on the beetus cone.
TL/DR: fatty doesn't give a damn about it's store conditions, the only thing of importance was it's Sugah's.
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[–] Mechanicalmechanic 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Usually we call you guys "T and B" but same difference. HVAC tech here. I HATED doing shit at restaurants, especially exhaust fans with grease traps. Ugh...
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My entire week is fast food... I hate it, it is so fucking disgusting. I can't believe the people who know how nasty this shit is and continue to eat it.
And these open ones... you get to see what America is becoming and it is fucking sickening to see.
[–] Mechanicalmechanic 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Although sickening I still see it as a sign of a bigger problem, greed. Someone once said that "The money is in the treatment, not the cure."
So follow this. People had fairly decent nutrition and meals until WW2 when processed food became a thing. Sugary drinks became a thing. Fast service food became a thing. By the 70s and 80s eating unhealthy once a day became a regular thing, chronic illnesses rose, cost of health care rose. The 90s had an explosion of added sugar and frozen dinners. People got fatter and sicker, health care costs rose, sugar industry was making huge profits, schools no longer prepare food from scratch but heat up processed garbage. Nutritional education was minimal while the fitness industry grew.
So you have the food companies making huge profits selling us cheap, shitty, food like products. The health care industry is making huge profits due to chronic illnesses. Big pharma is making huge money by developong drugs to manage chronic illnesses which enables the behavior in the first place. Fitness companies make money because "Its because you're lazy not because you eat poorly".
Food corps make money. Big pharma makes money. Fitness corps make money. US government makes money due to all of the money spent on these things plus the kickbacks and donations.
Where is the incentive to teach nutrition and keep people healthy? The US doesn't have an agency that promotes the health and well being of Americans. That won't exist until it hurts the government to have Americans sick. If it was monetary then taxes would be raised. If fatties were taxed more for being fat, fatties wouldn't care and the government makes money. If fatties paid less taxes the government would raise skinny taxes.