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[–] EarlPoncho 1 points 40 points (+41|-1) ago 

this guy is the definition of beta bux

[–] [deleted] 3 points 31 points (+34|-3) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] BatFarts 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Eh. This was posted on fattit, so he's probably a pig and she's a cow. But he's working on it! /s

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

That's all I could think reading this. Holy fuck why do people put up with being walked on like that?

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

Conditioned spinelessness. Fear of losing access to easy, low quality sex. Total lack of self worth and game. Beta males are pathetic creatures.

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[–] hypercat 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

She probably takes it up the butt.

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[–] AxonCaradoc 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Shy of being a white skinned 'goff' (where some sun may do you good, VitD and all that...) I find it strange someone demands you get more tanned. It should really be a red flag that if someone wants to change so many things about you that they aren't with you for being you.

The money thing too.

Sad.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The tanned thing is just strange because tanning beds or too much sun can lead to skin cancer.

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

My advice - dump the fat fuck and move on.

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[–] Maxpower3110 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

but obviously he is into bestiality and therefore "the sex is awesome"

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Possibly. 😵

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This is standard advice on r/relationships, I'm surprised they're not rushing OP to do it.

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[–] la_fupacabra 1 points 27 points (+28|-1) ago 

My SO has this guys qualifications beat, and I have a shitty job so most of our shit is paid for by him (whereas I save my money for things like joint vacations, presents for him, clothes, food, etc). If I didn't cook, clean, run Airbnb for us, and workout every day (with my shit job) I would expect him to boot my ass out the door instantly. This is insanity - everyone should pull their own weight in a relationship, regardless of what that entails for your own relationship.

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[–] Alysrian 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This...if I didn't pull my own weight, I'd start to feel really shitty about myself. I still work part time, raise 4 kids, handle all of the house things (including mowing the lawn, etc). He handles dinner, trash, kids, and working full time. Relationships need to be 50-50, otherwise resentment starts to build.

Edit: I forgot to mention that I am legitimately handicapped and have issues walking sometimes (I've mentioned it before). Lazy, entitled people are always fat (from my personal experience),

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[–] RedditRunaway 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Agreed! My husband lost his $95k job last year due to downturn and forgets that now that we make about equal I expect him to do shit around the house with me. At least neither of us are fat, so there's that.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

My fiancé works and I'm looking for work (just turned in a few applications today,fingers crossed!) And although he pays the bills, rent, etc- since I'm at home I keep the house clean, do dishes/laundry/take care of the cats and plan our wedding. I cook dinner for us as well. If I get either of the positions I applied for I plan to keep doing all the home care stuff of course too.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So much this. I'm a stay-at-home-mom now. My husband earns 100% of our income, and he makes a good buck. We decided this was best for us because when I was working, I earned a fraction of what he did, and I'd essentially be working just so our son could go to daycare and be raised by someone else; at the end of the month, we might have $100 left over from my income after deducting travel expenses to and from work and daycare costs. It wasn't worth it for us to have a stranger raise our child, so we decided I'd be a SAHM. I make sure I earn my keep by taking care of our child, doing nearly all the housework, preparing most of the meals, and of course, staying thin and sexy for hubs ;)

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[–] Optimus_Shitlord 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Seems to me they could both benefit from some quality shitlording.

To him: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING MOVE BIG MCLARGEHUGE OUT AND BE WITH A HUMAN

To her: You do need to exercise or at least hunt some krill, lard ass

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[–] bababastard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Dirk Hardpec

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[–] Optimus_Shitlord 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Dirk Hardcheese!

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[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

This dude seems to be the most incredibly spineless beta I've ever seen.

After posting that long list of her requirements / things he needs to improve about himself while she doesn't bother to extend the same courtesies to him (SHE DOESN'T EVEN WORK AT ALL - WUT???), he asks the internet if he was out of line for suggesting 1 thing to improve herself?

No wonder the pig feels nothing but contempt for him. Pathetic.

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[–] Nyx 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Lmao @ "Relationship is good." Really? Because you subtly hinted that y'all should exercise together, and she responded by locking herself away, refusing to communicate, and waiting for you to apologize (for something you didn't even do.) That doesn't sound like a "good relationship" to me.

He's beta as fuck and his girlfriend is a fat, childish, manipulative retard. They kinda deserve each other.

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[–] Killthefatty 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Or... it could be a fatty pretending to be dating a fit 95k a year MBA and engineering degree that pays entirely for her life to prove that fat girls can and do get it. The sex is awesome comment is hilarious too, unless the guy never had sex with anyone else and doesn't know better.

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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

IF (and that’s a BIG “If”) this is real... HFS--Talk about a limp-wrested, wimp-assed beta! If Betaboy doesn’t lose that pig ASAP, it’ll get pregnant and then he’ll be mega-fucked for the next 2 or 3 decades. If he has one shred of intelligence, he’ll find a mediocre 1br apartment, pay the security deposit and the first month’s rent, move the bitch’s shit into it and have the locks on his house changed while she’s out shopping. When she gets home with her latest Torrid haul, he can give her the keys and her new address and send her on her merry way.

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