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[–] 5894068? 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Be extremely grateful that you are in the UK and not the Southern states of America. That shit STARTS in April for me. March if we have a warm front come through (honestly just depends on the year). By the time May gets here things are in full swing. Not only do they wear as little clothing as possible but the warmer it gets the crazier they act and the more they crank the a/c.

On a weekly basis I get exposed multiple times to 400 plus pound cows in their tube tops and daisy dukes with fat sacks o'tits hanging out the top and asses dropping through the leg holes. Not to mention we hit 100% humidity weeks and weeks ago (I lose track, it's hot, it's been hot, it's going to be hot here until probably mid-October) so they are all frigging sweat stained to hell and back.

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[–] Candid 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

In parts of Florida, the putrid peeping panniculi (plural of panniculus?) are a year-round sight.

The only reprieve that 'winter' brings is less of a stench from the unwashed unkempt masses.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Went clothes shopping yesterday, can confirm - fats are wearing less clothes than normal, everything is horrifying, I might be blind now.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hams in the south... why in the hell are there so many of them?

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[–] 5894383? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Brown gravy, tomato gravy, chocolate gravy, red eye gravy, etc., etc., etc. throw in the fact that everyone adds that crap to everything along with a fuck ton of mayo, ranch, etc... and fries everything. And.... bacon, don't forget bacon... and whatever other fatty cuts of meat you can think of and add a couple of sides of biscuits. Ah yes and butter sometimes with corn syrup mixed it to dip the biscuits in.

Don't get me wrong I still eat chicken and dumplings with biscuits but I have that maybe once or twice a year AFTER I have spent all day (or the day before) cleaning house, getting on the elliptical, etc... but damn... seriously a LOT of people think nothing of going through a drive through every single morning and eating a bologna biscuit or two for breakfast... EVERY DAMN DAY. I wish I were exaggerating.

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[–] Gemdiver 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Southern sweet tea maybe?! aka tea flavored sugar

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Because butter and fried food and "plenty of it".