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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Excellent gallery, excellent captions and an excellent message well-done. That being said, what irks me no end is the way that thing dares to call itself a “lion”--as it goes publicly begging for money. That’s no “lion”. It’s more like a hyena built to the proportions of a hippo. It’d be best called a hippoyena.

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[–] illBehavior [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Even a hyena has to travel far to scavenger for its food. She's more like a well fed farm pig.

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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Good point. That thing obviously has the mobility of an Egyptian pyramid. Couch hyena would be more appropriate, so let’s go with "couchyena”.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

At first I thought it was referring to itself as 'lion' in a Rasta sense, but there's no way it is since Rastafarians have a strict diet

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[–] BatFarts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hyenas actually hunt for their food. It is lions that scavenge. Of course, I wouldn't call her a lion- they will hunt if they need to. She's just a fat cow.