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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

My best guess is green card.

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[–] shitlordicus_prime 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

But you don't have to sink that low. So many fatties on okcupid that are at least smaller than this beast. No, this guy is just fucked in the head.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She's a glutton and he's a glutton for punishment I guess.

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[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

or he took out a massive life insurance policy

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[–] filsed 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yup. The only logical explanation I can think of.

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[–] pycckaya 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That's what I was thinking

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[–] ShitLordLA 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

They are long distance.

SOooooooo.....she has/makes money somehow and he has a side piece?

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[–] reverielagoon 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

long distance for a fatty could mean 100 ft since they cant walk that far

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[–] SpartanLuke 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh man, that was good lol

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[–] Duke_of_Dung 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That was my first thought too.

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[–] dandelionseeds 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Lol I love this photo: https://www.instagram.com/p/BHR5JPOhCrz/

So thats his brother and his partner... wow. Him and his wife must be such an embarrassment to the family

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[–] ShitizenSnips 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

His brother's partner is seriously beautiful. If I were fatty, I'd be so embarrassed to be juxtaposed next to her at every family function and I'd lose the weight out of sheer embarrassment. This whole thing is so confusing to me...

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[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The pigs fat face is as fucking round as her brother's partner is angular. I decree they're not even the same species

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[–] DE4THWI5H 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

"His brother's partner is seriously beautiful."

To each their own, but consider her objectively and not compared to the wildebeest in the floral print dress.

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[–] HamPlanetYanet 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Sadly, it looks perfectly content being a British bovine.

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[–] thegothicarsehole 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

If he was my brother, I would never talk to him again.

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[–] HamPlanetYanet 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Kankles are closing in on eatin' them shoes.

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[–] Fitizen0 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If he were my brother I'd hurt his feelings at every family gathering. We don't date fatties in my family and one of my cousins brought a fat chick home one time, oh we laid into him and made low-key jokes about her. My brothers and sister represent me and my parents(fat sister though) so I feel like if people saw my brothers with a fatty they might think I'm into fat hoes too.

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[–] Teeheesaurus-Rex 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Why is that thing famous? It has like 41k followers.

Oh and dude is either a closeted gay, mentally ill, or a fetishist. There are no other options.

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[–] ponkyol 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Not repulsive? The guy looks fairly attractive.

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[–] KikiCat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Green card?

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[–] Fllmia 4 points 1 points (+5|-4) ago 

Could just be another beta fucking libtard.

People today are being crafted into beta wankers by new wave feminism and HAES.

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[–] Foreverbronze 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Had to think for a few minutes about what type of animal this beast looks like before it hit me. Came to the conclusion that this bitch looks like a manatee that got stung by a horde of bees

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[–] mielikki 2 points 16 points (+18|-2) ago 

To be honest, I'm getting an extremely psychopathic vibe from him. There's just something wrong with his eyes and his posture. It seems like he's presenting himself instead of just being himself. You know, he just seems like the type of person who smiles not because something is pleasant but because smiling at that moment is the socially correct thing to do.

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[–] petite-equestrian 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I see that.

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[–] Teeheesaurus-Rex 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I reallllllly don't get this... This dude is Scottish, attractive, cultured, and looks like he comes from money too. I'm searching for clues.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHSJi28jqgC/

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[–] GirTheDog 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

And he's also a pigfucker now and damaged goods RIP

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[–] Thinnerbeauty666 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A feeder?

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

How could he kiss that thing without wanting to projectile vomit?

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