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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Everything is quite nice until the instructor looks up, as if she's felt a disturbance in the force, scrunches her face, and mutters "here they come."

That's because they all took the elevator. Fatties always arrive together because they have to wait for the elevator to carry them.

spoiler alert: I'm 5'10"/155 (that's about 178cm/70kg in socialism units)... I'm not skinny...

You're exactly as tall and as heavy as I am, kinda creepy. I've been called anorexic several times. I wish I had your wits, however, I usually just brush it off because fatlogic stresses me out way too much.