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[–] Foreverbronze 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Pretty surprising actually. You gotta give it to them here. Being proactive with their health and signing up for the course to maximize the chance of immediate administration of CPR when they inevitably have a heart attack.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Fuck knows I wouldn't do it to 'em. I'd feign ignorance while franticly burning my card.

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[–] Foreverbronze 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Any attempts would probably be fruitless anyhow. I think you would need the equivalent strength of a 495lb bench press to perform chest compressions and a 200CFM, 20 horsepower blower for mechanical ventilation of the lungs to adequately perform CPR on those blubber beasts