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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The craziest thing about scooters is that when there's a shitlord or a shitlady riding one, then you might see just how fast those little fuckers actually go when they're not being weighed down by 400 pounds of lard. I saw one a few weeks ago being ridden by an elderly shitlady as she zipped around the parking lot and it was pretty surprising.
[–] RedditRunaway 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yep, I used to have to bring them back when they "died" or were abandoned at my old store.
If a thin person said it died, 10/10 it died. Ham? 4/10, usually got on and zooooom