Archived Another Simply Puckin' Purray classic: Tomatoes baked into a pie covered in mayo cheese (youtu.be)
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Archived Another Simply Puckin' Purray classic: Tomatoes baked into a pie covered in mayo cheese (youtu.be)
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[–] lollygagginsweetroll 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Mayo cheese...dafuq. I have never seen that in my life, and I live in the South. This is some next level fatass shit.
[–] 5786816? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What function, exactly, does the mayo serve in this recipe? Seems unnecessary.
[–] lollygagginsweetroll ago
It ain't reaaaallll Southern comfort food without da mayo, I suppose. Nah, she is just the typical cray ham. Last time she made a fruit salad with a whole tub of cool whip. Butch is cray.
[–] DrFingers ago
I accidentally bought some vegan cheese from Trader Joes once. Tried it on a grilled cheese...crap tasted like mayo when you melted it. I essentially bit into a fucking grilled mayo sandwich...flavor- and texture-wise.
Anyways, there is no reason what-so-ever to use mayo in that pie. Hell there's no reason to put tomatoes in a pie. I wept for the tomatoes. Can't you just eat the nice fresh tomatoes??
[–] squealingbravery 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
She stopped showing her face, hahaha. Turns out you can induce shame in degenerates after all.
[–] pycckaya 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
So um there are 455 calories in 1 cup of shredded cheddar, I saw she put 4 cups of mixed shredded cheese in there + 1 cup of mayo has 1495 calories, with Pillsbury pie crust which has 100 calories per 1/8, that's another 800 calories, that is 4115 calories just for those 3 items!
[–] Hedberg 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If you watch the end, she made two of these "foods". That's enough fuel for another moon mission right there.
[–] pycckaya ago
Wow, I bet she made one just for herself
[–] Hedberg ago
The amount of cheese is the same as the rest of the pie...
And now she puts mayo in it...
And she made two of these...
GG. No reeeeeeee.
[–] yomo86 ago
Whenevef I see a vid of her I think it forgot to write Simple Sara instead of simply Sara.
[–] TheRealTerryClifford ago
For the first few seconds I thought she actually started to eat healthy. Tomato pie sounds like it is a healthy alternative to any other kind of pie to me. Skip forward a bit and see that nope it isn't.
[–] BioRito ago
You guys need to watch this shit with the CC subtitles on. It's absolutely hysterical.
[–] ButteryFATDelivery ago
Your right, it has no clue what shes saying XD
[–] Hamderella ago
Take off the shell, cheese and mayo and you have a lovely salad.