The next time when you hear "My body doesn't affect others!" and "My existence does not harm other people!" along with other variants of them, then you can prove them wrong with one of the many stories here on FPH.
Today, an obeast knocked me out with its udder. How? So whilst I was doing my job, I decided to be all chill and recline back on my chair and just ignore my surroundings. So when a supervisor shouted "Who wants cake, cookies, and soda?" this obeast, literally two chairs away from me, got up and waddled quickly and all of a sudden, this wrecking ball like thing, which turned out to be its udder, whacked me right in the face when I made the mistake of turning my head slightly towards the obeast because I was stretching out. The obeast didn't bother me before but after it kept going, I spun in my chair and fell off on the ground with a nosebleed. The only people that stopped for my aid were a few supervisors and a few human coworkers and of course the obeast itself. When the humans saw me holding my nose, they rushed to get me a napkin but the obeast decided to keep going for its beetus as I held my nose with a napkin to control my nosebleed. It wasn't that bad but it was significant enough that I have to leave work early and see a doctor afterwards and yes, I had to explain about how I got boob-smashed in the face by an obeast. My doc is nice and decided that I should have a few days off to relax and focus on recollecting myself so that means more time for my college homework and gym.
TL;DR: Obeast coworker injures me on accident with its udder on my face just to get cake, cookies, and soda.
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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Please dont take this the wrong way.... but that got even funnier.