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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This year is a good year. It's nice and laid back, not too hot, not too humid.

My favorite part is that it's raining right now. I miss fireworks but it's wonderful for sleeping.

Quick context: This is the Midwest, everything is dealt with through passive aggression. No one is going to call out this troupe of fatties directly.

A shame you guys can't kick them out. As /u/Quiggleton pointed out, it sounds more like people making up the "we're distantly related" part than actual family--but these are hams, sitting and eating without other interaction is what they do. For example, as the author of Obeast At The Orgy recounted, swinger parties are often just nude potlucks for old fat people.

Your great-uncle is the hero we need. Americans don't fat-shame nearly enough when hams impose on others.

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[–] unikko [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You hit it on the head there. I'd be appalled but this behavior is what I expect from a fat. Greedy, rude, and disgusting. I was so proud when my great uncle let out his inner shitlord. Truly an American Hero :')