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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

The best part of this story is that "beardham" still needed to be identified as a male.

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[–] legendaryshitlord 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I'm picturing a (literal) ham that fell on the floor of a barbershop.

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[–] MyOtherAcctGotBanned 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

On the one hand I want to down vote you because that is so disgusting. On the other I want to up vote you because that is so disgusting.

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[–] DelusionalHominids ago 

I was picturing a fat woman that a gay man uses to pretend they're straight. Such women are referred to as a beard.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

We've all seen things in this subverse...

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[–] Deathstalker 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I think he's lying about the 120. What is he using? The bar + 2X 37.5lbs plates?

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[–] hulkingmanbeast [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Either he can't count or is using 2x 35lbs and 2x 2.5lbs mini plates

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[–] Z3xxy9 ago 

Haha I get this all the time, I'm in the USA but bought my weights off craigslist and they are in kilograms. So my numbers always sound fucky.

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[–] FreshBakedCondishuns ago 

Or he's not even using an Olympic bar and he's using the fixed weight barbells. The ones at my gym go up to 120 coincidentally. That mental image makes the whole thing even more hysterical to me.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Should have laid into him.

"Bro, you lift less than 1/3 of your body weight?"
"So you keyboard real good"

You could have had a lot of fun!

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[–] hulkingmanbeast [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Haha it was still enjoyable just asking embarrassing questions.

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[–] hotpocketweightloss2 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's funny, I think the stronger I have become, the more humble I have become. In the gym I don't preach or give anyone advice unless they ask, and even then I'm hesitant, because we're all trying to improve and get better. I always say "hey, I just know what works for me" or I'll defer them to someone who's bigger than I am.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Pretty much this. There's always someone lighter yet stronger. I'm confident spotting obvious errors but will refer to an actual trainer.

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[–] Z3xxy9 ago 

Unless I see someone doing something insane I'll keep to myself. I was at the university gym and these two super skinny nerdy bros came in and went to do squats. The guy put the bar like right on his neck, nowhere near his shoulders, I mean like up there on top of a vertebrae. Had to say something, did it quietly though.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

120 lbs for 15 reps is almost a ton, shitlord! Can you dl a ton? ...I don't think so! /s

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[–] hulkingmanbeast [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Not sure I can even deadlift the smallest TLC star :(

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Except for the little people. Could probably curl a couple of those.

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[–] Mitchhhhhh 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

120 lbs DL? But DL starts at 135 lbs..

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[–] middleman79 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

120 is bags of grocerys

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[–] KikiCat ago 

Yeah how do you do 120? You have to go to 2.5 plates and who the fuck uses those for dead lift? Like a 35 and a 2.5 will give you 75, 75+45=120.

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[–] KikiCat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wtf? I can dead lift 135 when I'm cutting. At my peak I could max at 185. I'm a 110lb female.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast [S] ago 

Yeah I was surprised too. Guessing his 1rm is 160 to 180. Maybe 200 if he does that weird leaning back fat person lift.

Those are good numbers. Once you hit two plates though you'll want the third.

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[–] KikiCat ago 

Lol I dunno, maybe I'll hit 225 some day but 185 felt like a lot lol

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[–] RedditThoughtPolice 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So insecure.

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