http://www.npr.org/2013/03/01/173217143/why-process-food-is-cheaper-than-healthier-options
Why would they compare the most expensive items in the produce section, berries, essentially seasonal delicacies, to the cheapest possible processed food? Because where vegetables are available, they're cheaper than processed foods pound per pound. Of course the shit for brains compare calorie/dollar like the cheesey beef slurry diet doesn't make you obese.
If you don't live in a food desert in scary poor neighborhoods or Alaska, please shut the fuck up, you've never bought vegetables in your life if you think snack foods are cheaper. I know for a fact at least that my coworkers, friends, and family are making up excuses, blaming """poverty""" on their deadly habits, because I shop at the same fucking grocery store as them.
For a dollar each, I bought a pound each of green beans, carrots, jalapenos, rice, snap peas, dried beans, wheat berries, oatmeal, and frozen veg. Also for a dollar or less, I bought a bag of onions, lettuce, cabbage, canned tomatoes, garlic, canned vegetables, pasta, and whole grain bread. In the winter I buy PROCESSED frozen veg, canned veg, and bags of fresh beets, parsnips, and other root veg, plus all the veg available year-round. I know I don't need to go into such detail for shitlords, but apparently the produce aisle is as exclusive as a hottie-only club, people aren't allowed in without their thin privilege. Yeah, high-quality cheese and beef is fucking expensive. You don't need more of that shit. You need more veg, which, yes, I can tell just by looking at you.
It's so fucking easy to spend $20/person/week on groceries in the Midwest, despite all the trailer trash fats, and I almost always make one-pot meals in under 20 minutes. WOAH TEN MORE MINUTES THAN MAC N' CHEESE. The only reason this even bothers me is that my meals, which I eat in quietly alone, trigger my people, like the underhanded compliments on being fitter and hotter than them despite not trying like they do. So they give me unsolicited defensive bullshit all the time. I want to start sharing dieting advice on my social media because I really want to believe this is just a matter of ignorance.
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[–] biddle [S] 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
"I wish I had time for a 30 mile bike ride." Yeah, because it'd take you all day. "If I had time, I wouldn't eat here (McDonald's) every day." Fruit and raw veg are fucking delicious. "My skin would be clear too if I obsessively scrubbed at it all day like you." I don't like McDonald's lard scum stinking up my body. "My body can't handle vegetables." Because it literally forgot how to shit like a normal person. "Are you anorexic?" "Are you lying?" "At least I look like a woman." "If you have to starve yourself to look good in those clothes, I'm happy with my sweats."
"Don't offer B some, she's too good for cake." I know how you fucking live. You show up everyday covered in fur and yesterday's BO, and your car smells like dead animal because it's filled with dead animal scraps. YOU ARE LAZY FUCKING SENSATION SEEKERS. NO MORE EXCUSES. FOOD IS THE LAMEST FUCKING DRUG THERE IS ANYWAY. GO TAKE L OR E. IT"S ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU. MAYBE YOU WONT BE SUCH WHINY DOWNERS ANYMORE. Had to let it out. I don't want to actually be a bitter asshole back, you know. I have self-control.
[–] fatfreelife 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"My body can't handle vegetables"
Wow, that makes me grimace thinking about that person's colon. They must get like only 5g of fiber each day so they're not used to it.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Or coke, don't forget coke. It'll put them in a better mood, and hopefully, reduce their appetite. Fattys can fuck that up too.
[–] biddle [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
fuck, no, they don't need anymore addictions. they already dont provide enough labor to earn all the food they eat, relative to the goddamn rest of the earth. time for them to actually use their muscles and brains for once to improve their lives. and lmao. hard drug users are just as often fat slobs.
[–] ShitArchon ago
For example, Amberlynn Reid had a "mukbang" and stuffed her face with pizza when she was on diet pills and not hungry at all.
[–] HAESisalie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I always love when the fats talk about they don't have time for exercise, or I am lucky for having the time etc.
I fucking make the time. My health and fitness is a priority in my life. A priority above watching the voice, the bachelor, my 400 pound life, the biggest loser, etc ad naseaum. They don't have time to work out but they watch TV for hours on end and know the plotlines of every show.
My fat step mother literally heads for the bedroom TV every night right after her and my dad have dinner. "My shows are one" EVERY FUCKING NIGHT. There is not one night where her shows are not on non-stop from 7-11pm. She keeps the TV on all day as well. I think it is pretty typical in fat households.
[–] biddle [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
i've been unexposed for normal people so long that i totally forgot about the tv thing XD fuck, we took a walk on christmas day, and every family was around the TV.
[–] alc0 ago
There is always heroin! Which is huge nowadays. They won't have any spare money for food because it all goes to more heroin! Hurrah! Btw what is L?
[–] biddle [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
L is acid. I have a preference for old slang over new slang in general. The hammy coworkers talk entirely in new slang and memeish idioms, and they sound fucking retarded.