Posted by: illBehavior
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[–] GetShrekd 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
wth? the first guy is a fucking fatty just look at that god damn turkey neck I can hear that fucker gobbling from a mile away
[–] xDominik 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
yeah he wants us to vote between those two without seeing them and hoping we would choose the right one, but often fat people act like reasonable intelligent people, even tho they aren't. so it won't work.
[–] illBehavior [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Maybe to the general public. We're outnumbered out here!
[–] illBehavior [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"Gravy"son.. Sorry, I should have made it more obvious where I was going with this.
[–] Whitelights 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
One looks reliable, calm; young but with knowledge in his eyes the other looks like he'd commit treason for a sausage pasty.
[–] deuxabuse 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If he had a snifter of brandy in one hand he could be posted to v/sexybutnotporn
[–] Fatkinisfat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I have such a fucking girly boner for Augustus, sweet fuck. The one thing I miss about Facebook is seeing his fireside chats in my feed. The man is a veritable god among us.
[–] illBehavior [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Have you read "The Black Pilgrimage"? His energy gives me a man crush, as a straight dude.
[–] Fatkinisfat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I haven't, but I will be sure to check it out! I knew he did some kind of wilderness trek thing... whew, is it hot in here?
[–] illBehavior [S] 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
I propose we play a game where we choose two (or more) representatives from our home state battling for a position to represent us. We see the names but, not the physiques. It's time we only elect fit people into office. Initiating Project Shitlords 2016!
[–] xDominik ago
often fat asses seem reasonable so that won't work that good.