Archived "One of my flirt faces. Got that sweet smirk, soulful glance thing going" (67.media.tumblr.com)
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Archived "One of my flirt faces. Got that sweet smirk, soulful glance thing going" (67.media.tumblr.com)
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[–] phenomenaldouche 0 points 43 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago (edited ago)
Checking the boxes down the list we have the whole package here. Femitard glasses, check. Bad partially shaved head haircut, check. Morbidly obese, check. Thinks a photo of its necktits is hot, check. Joker-style lip makeup, check. Livestock-style nose piercing, check.
This would appear to be the classic basic pan-demi-half-double-decaf-sexual feminazitard. I don't see a list of approved pronouns, so I'll suggest these: fugly, fuglier, and fugliest.
[–] FattyHater 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
The nose piercings are especially puzzling. She has such an enourmous fucking nose, why would you put jewelry on it to draw attention to it?
This being said, she literally has zero pleasant facial features anyways, so I guess it's not like the piercings are drawing attention away from something more attractive.
[–] Whitelights [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
OMG look at it's tiny little ear! It looks so small next to her nose!
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Barney Rubble (cartoon version) in drag. http://i.imgur.com/11rQ5n9.png?1
[–] Plavonica 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"She."
[–] BeetusChristFUPAStar 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
It's almost a full tumblr bingo card - just really shitty food related tattoos missing.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Oh, I'm sure we just can't see them in this photo.
[–] Whitelights [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Greasy - check
Smug expression - check
No collarbone - check
I hope someone with talent makes the tumblr/fatacceptance warrior bingo a real thing.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus ago
Missing bright colored hair, too. Almost whole package, though.