Archived "One of my flirt faces. Got that sweet smirk, soulful glance thing going" (67.media.tumblr.com)
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Archived "One of my flirt faces. Got that sweet smirk, soulful glance thing going" (67.media.tumblr.com)
submitted ago by Whitelights
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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 53 points 53 points (+53|-0) ago
That's fucking horrifying.
[–] smoledman 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago (edited ago)
My words exactly. My worst fucking nightmare of a potential 'girlfriend'.
[–] phenomenaldouche 0 points 43 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago (edited ago)
Checking the boxes down the list we have the whole package here. Femitard glasses, check. Bad partially shaved head haircut, check. Morbidly obese, check. Thinks a photo of its necktits is hot, check. Joker-style lip makeup, check. Livestock-style nose piercing, check.
This would appear to be the classic basic pan-demi-half-double-decaf-sexual feminazitard. I don't see a list of approved pronouns, so I'll suggest these: fugly, fuglier, and fugliest.
[–] FattyHater 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
The nose piercings are especially puzzling. She has such an enourmous fucking nose, why would you put jewelry on it to draw attention to it?
This being said, she literally has zero pleasant facial features anyways, so I guess it's not like the piercings are drawing attention away from something more attractive.
[–] Whitelights [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
OMG look at it's tiny little ear! It looks so small next to her nose!
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Barney Rubble (cartoon version) in drag. http://i.imgur.com/11rQ5n9.png?1
[–] Plavonica 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"She."
[–] BeetusChristFUPAStar 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
It's almost a full tumblr bingo card - just really shitty food related tattoos missing.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Oh, I'm sure we just can't see them in this photo.
[–] Whitelights [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Greasy - check
Smug expression - check
No collarbone - check
I hope someone with talent makes the tumblr/fatacceptance warrior bingo a real thing.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus ago
Missing bright colored hair, too. Almost whole package, though.
[–] ridsloth 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Unless it's flirting with a grape popsicle by showing off what it did with the blue raspberry one.... no.
[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
0% self awareness
[–] letthemeatcake 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
The resemblance is uncanny.
[–] Demonmaus 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Okay, which one of you summoned a Ranch demon?
[–] [deleted] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] trustmeimnotastalker 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Looks more like it already stole the cookie and is now taunting the child before eating it.
[–] phenomenaldouche 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
More like it just ate a full bucket of breaded children and then followed a clown makeup tutorial entitled "nightmare fuel: yes you are".
[–] senpaithatignoresyou 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
The child would run away from it before the cookie would be stolen.
no, it looks like it has given a child a roofie and is about to rape it.
[–] billcat1969 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
My god, it's the Joker's fat sister.