Archived But you better not complain when a fatass overflows into your airplane seat. (i.sli.mg)
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Archived But you better not complain when a fatass overflows into your airplane seat. (i.sli.mg)
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[–] hamsbegone 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Okay I have a dilemma here. Obviously I want to sit in the chair to make the fat fuck uncomfortable, however I can't help but imagine all the other fat fucks that have sat their prior to me. Honestly the thought makes me want to vomit bc surely there is shit somewhere in the seat cushion along with other bodily fluids.
[–] 5611563? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Obviously the solution is to vomit on the fat chairs.
[–] OOZING_CURVES 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
They'd probably sit in the chairs anyway.
[–] sanataseva 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well if a marshmallow monster like whatever the fuck wrote this turns up, I don't know that I will have much choice in the matter. So yeah, you're on.
[–] proteinfordays 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I was going to say that this post inspired me to start sitting in all the biggest seats I can find to trigger as many obeasts as possible, but oh god this is giving me second thoughts...
[–] UnionJacqueline ago
Take out a sports magazine or a Lululemon bag and place it on the seat to as a buffer to keep yourself from directly touching the seat. Two acts of shitlording for the price of one.
[–] retailslave ago
Solution: make a scene out of unfolding a giant plastic sheet and laying it out over the cushion, then lay down some paper towels just to be safe, and enjoy!