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[–] MahLardy 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
How the fuck do you manage to be unemployed with a culinary degree? The entire industry is full of addicts and ex-cons, turnover is insane, and jobs are a dime a dozen.
[–] fatfreelife 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Probably because it doesn't want a job where it has to actually work. I imagine the only reason why it got a culinary degree is because it envisioned itself sitting on its ass pigging out and getting paid for it.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Well, you aren't going to make money with a culinary degree when you obviously eat all the food yourself.
[–] Lilina 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It refuses to work in a field where a good number of individuals I know in the field are either addicts, ex-cons, or learning disabled. Even I've gone in there for a while before I landed something more lucrative with insurance to cover my custom orthotics. Ham has to be lazy as fuck to not be working.
[–] dialate 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Well shoot I'd be mean too if I was that round and ugly. Culinary school...I bet she could cook up a mean cow patty
[–] Lilina 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Cow patties are only good for setting stuff on fire.