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[–] red_runner 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

I used to work in a movie theater back in high school. I distinctly remember one slob who just wanted a free courtesy cup full of "butter" (partially hydrogenated soybean oil) with an ice cube in it. A "drink" for her.

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[–] shadybrainfarm 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I refuse to believe this.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Does this top mayo soup? I feel like this may top mayo soup.

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[–] Springblossom 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Welp, there goes my appetite.

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[–] ieatrocks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't really think that we need to resort to making up shit like this. It doesn't ring true because fats want sugar drinks, and because "just wanted" implying they had nothing else and had to sit through a movie without the hand to mouth motion of snacks and sip a drink for 2 hours instead. Not possible.