I'm a 17 year old male, I run track in cross country and try to stay in shape during the off season. I have (somewhat long shot) state meet aspirations for cross country season this year so I'm planning on doing a lot of running this summer, doing 5+ miles a day right right now and I'll keep ramping that up, enough about me though. I was going for a morning run around a lake on Tuesday and a 'woman of size' (atleast 375) that somehow managed to squeeze it's hips into a Mini Cooper PULLS OVER. That right, it pulled over. It got out of its car (really slowly) and waddled up to me. It then proceeded to rant about how I should do what I want to do and not feel pressured into being thin, let my body do what it wants, not starve myself, etc. This fat fuck had stopped its car to educate me. I was pissed because it had stopped my run, which was going well. I pretty much told it to fuck off and that I was running because I didn't want to end up like it, it was of course TRIGGERED and told me I need to be accepting of others' body types (it wasn't very accepting of mine, but fats lack self awareness so what can you expect) I eventually got it to get back in it's car and mind it's own business. The rest of my run wasn't so great because I was laughing too hard and my muscles had tightened a bit since I had stopped but it was worth it. I doubt it'll bother me again.
In hindsight I should've just kept running, it wouldn't be able to keep up and by the time it squeezed into its car I could've been half a mile down some side road
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[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECKT A REAL WYMYN OF SIZE!!!. CLEARLY SHE NOTICED UR SUGARZ ARE LOW AND WAS SCARED 4 UR HEALTH SHITLORD!!! CLEARLY U R STARVIN UR SELF AND UR UNHEALTHY BC RUNNING IS UNHEALTHY 4 U BC UR GENETUKZ ARENT MEANT FOR RUNNING!!!!/s
lol seriously though how rude. I wouldn't worry too much about this. She got her feefees hurted so she will probably post a long rant about how you attacked her and how you raped her with your eyes or something similarly retarded on FB. Also good luck on your training dude! You got this!
[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
We should start walking up to fatties and giving them unsolicited weight loss advice. Tumblr would explode...
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[–] wtf_hell 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
To be fair, doctors give weight loss advice when they are dealing with a patient in office with an obvious weight-caused malady. That's not unsolicited.. that's expected.
[–] BigBooksNotBodies 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It never it once crossed its fat-addled mind that you're doing what you want to do, did it? The thought of exercising for fun or because we want to or because it feels nice is so utterly (udderly?) foreign to them.
[–] TwoWholePizzas 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Why did it feel you needed that advice?
[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Because someone else being healthy made him feel self-conscious about choosing to be what he is, rather than choosing to be human.
[–] l23r 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Because nobody could ever be exercising or doing a sport because it feels good. No. They have to only be doing it to look good.
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[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I think it's the only way they can feel useful in life. Inflicting humans with their unwanted thoughts and opinions.
[–] OdetteSwan 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Good luck with your training. Your laughter and success are the best things you could possibly do to those self loathing, entitled pigs.
[–] nonfat69 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Dude, clearly you were in starvayshun mode.
[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I hope this is true, but I'm having a hard time believing the part where the ham got up from a seat and walked somewhere.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You. I like you.
Fats think their opinions are just so amazing and insightful that they have to share them with the world. Don't believe me? Just look a Tubblr. Just about every loud mouth obeast sub human femayo I know feel the need to either comment, blog, post or write a fucking essay about their thoughts and daily lives (this goes thrice for the obnoxious ones). I guess nobody ever told them their opinions aren't worth much.