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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 85 points (+85|-0) ago 

Nothing of value was lost.

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[–] seriousbiscuit 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Beautifully put.

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[–] l23r 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Butt bread has grains in it and Nutella has nuts and milk so it's totally healthie!!

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[–] Whitelights 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

Negative calories cause it's nutritious cocoa butter that burns fat

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[–] MahLardy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Nutella's not even cocoa butter, it's disgusting soy oil. Definitely one of the worst foods for you out there.

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[–] TacSec 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It burns fat by making new fat eat the old fat!!!

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[–] hypercat 5 points -1 points (+4|-5) ago 

"Butt" bread. lol. It appears you may be from another non English speaking country. But = exception. Butt = your booty/ass. healthy, not healthie. The English language is kind of silly.

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[–] 1moar 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm thinking it was intentional, and well placed.

Source - it's my style.

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[–] l23r 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I do live in a non-English speaking country but I come from Fatland Jr. :)

Sorry if I sounded sarcastic! People think I'm slow cause I'm from Canada. . . . . eh.

Edit: Donno why so many people downvoted you. I thought you were being helpful. And English is pretty silly.

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[–] Daucus7 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

"I want to lose weight."

"Then maybe you should avoid this food item that makes you gain weight."

"HOW DARE YOU."

Stupid hams.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Why is it that when fatties try to lose weight they end up even bigger than before?

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[–] BuffyTheHampireSlayr 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

They load up on calorie dense "healthy" snacks.

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[–] MahLardy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

And ADD protein shakes instead of using them in place of all-you-can-eat buffet meals.

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[–] devoresekk 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"But I eat the same things my skinny friend eats! There's nothing I can doooo!"

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[–] Fooj 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

They will overeat anything with remote health implements. Potato salad? Extra scoop cuz healthy. Baked beans? Extra scoop cuz healthy. Etc, etc.

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[–] ThinBlondeBeast 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"I don't count salad! It's healthy!"

Proceeds to dump 2000 calories worth of salad dressing, shredded cheese, bacon bits and croutons on it.

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[–] proteinfordays 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Because after losing even a couple of pounds, 95% of bodies can't handle the starvashun mode and start holding onto every single calorie to survive. Do your research, shitlord.

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[–] BuzzingBeaver 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Cheat meals and treats are a fat's idea of coping with eating fewer calories.

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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

That fat put more value on a sugar/fat on white bread sandwich than on well-intentioned, sound advice from a friend. Wow! One more evidence of the indisputable link between obesity and stupidity. Also good evidence that the area between a fat and the shit it eats isn’t a good place to be.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

No loss.

Fats cannot be friends. They are incapable of any selfless actions.

Fats are just animals with vaguely human appearances which cause us to anthropomorphize them. But just like baboons are not humans, neither are fats.

Fats are never your friend.

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[–] refugee610 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

Wait, people eat Nutella as something other than desert?

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[–] dingomeat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

lol it was marketed as a "healthy" breakfast

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[–] KJkrunch 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well, just look at the board you're frequenting. Of course hams love nutella.

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[–] Chronicallydieting 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I know people who eat it for breakfast.

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[–] Flabhorrence 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I find that I don't do things where there are lots of fat people, and I don't think I have any more fat friends. It's pretty great.

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